The Inquistion, what a show

Lyrics of Mel Brooks - The Inquisition :


The Inquistion, let's begin

The Inquistion, look out sin

We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew ja Jew ja Jew ja Jews)

We're gonna teach them wrong from right

We're gonna help them see the light

And make an offer that they can't refuse (that the Jews just can't



refuse)



Confess (confess, confess)

Don't be boring

Say yes (say yes, say yes)

Don't be dull



A fact

you're ignoring:

it's better to lose your skullcap than your skull



The Inquistion, what a show

The Inquistion, here we go

We know you're wishing

That we'd go away

But the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay

The Inquistion, oh boy

The Inquistion, what a joy

The Inquistion, oy oy



I was sitting in a temple

I was minding my own business

I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass

Then these papus persons plunge in, and they throw me in a



dungeon, and they shove a red hot poker up my ass



Is that considerate?

Is that polite?

And not a tube of Preparation H in sight



I'm sitting, plicking chickens and I'm looking through the pickings



and suddenly these guys bring down my balls

I didn't even know them and they grabbed me by the scrotum and



they started playing ping pong with my balls



Oy, the agony

Ooh, the shame

To make my privates public for a game



The Inquistion, what a show

The Inquistion, here we go

We know you're wishing

That we'd go away

But the Inquistion's here and it's here to -



- Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?

I just got back from the auto-da-f

Auto-da-f , what's an auto-da-f ?

It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway



Skit skat voodely vat tootin de day



Will you convert?

No, no, no, no

Will you confess?

No, no, no, no

Will you revert?

No, no, no, no

Will you say yes?

No, no, no, no



Now I ask in a nice way, I said pretty please, I bent their ears,



now I'll work on their knees!



Hey, Torquemada, walk this way

We got a little game that you might wanna play

So pull that handle, try your luck

Who knows, Torq, you might win a buck!

Alright!



Put it in the car (in the car x2)



How we doing? Any converts today?

Not a one, nay, nay, nay

We've flattened their fingers

We branded their buns

Nothing is working

Send in the nuns!



The Inquistion, what a show

The Inquistion, here we go

We know you're wishing

That we'd go away

So, c'mon you Moslems and you Jews

We got big news for all of yous

You better change your point of views today

'Cause the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay




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